Originally posted on November 13, 2012 

1. You have to go to the restroom on another floor because the one you use is being cleaned. It takes you 5 minutes upon returning to your desk to realize…you aren’t sitting at your desk but the desk of the putz whose desk is in the same location as yours on this floor.

2. You can’t wait to get home and finish constructing that voodoo doll of your manager.

3. You’ve run out of people in your company to which you can assign *delightful* nicknames.

4. You’re happy to get picked for jury duty.

5. You’ve secretly put together background checks on all your co-workers “just in case”.

6. Fire drill = Super fun!